21ST APRIL-21ST MAY
Youthful and impulsive, their adolescent behaviour continues long into the middle years. A love of earthly pleasures and an excellent sense of humour accompanies them as they travel their path from pie shop, to cake shop. A tendency to overweight in later years.
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21ST MAY-21ST JUNE
Supposedly witty, versatile, intellegent. A multi faceted personality that can never make their minds up. Shifty, and furtive, if they are male they invariably end up complete neurotics before 30. If female watch your credit cards, as they can be shallow shopaholics.
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22ND JUNE-23RD JULY
Caring homeloving, domestic. Take it from me these are the meanest people in the zodiac. Their domesticity saves them ever having to dig into their pockets in the local pub. You need a spanner to extract loose change from the vice like grip of these people. But apart from that they are quite delightful.
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24TH JULY-23RD AUGUST
Generous to a fault, and very supportive, these people can be truly maddening with their need to control, and be thanked for it. Bossy, bombastic and bad tempered, but they have good cause because their way is always the right way.
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24TH AUGUST-23RD SEPTEMBER
Unlikely to live up to their image of purity and wholesomeness. Usually of lose morals, often hard of hearing, and usually completely batty, they tend to be artists or alcoholics or worse.
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24TH SEPTEMBER-23RD OCTOBER
The scales may be the symbol, but Librans are likely to become unbalanced at the weight of a feather. They have a remarkable habit of trying to run other peoples lives for them when they often seem incapable of running their own.They are dead nosy, so tell these people nothing. They will soon take it on themselves to run an amateur therapy session on your behalf. Definitely to be avoided in any crisis.
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24TH OCTOBER-23RD NOVEMBER
Dark and mysterious, these people can be pure trouble. Fiercely loyal, although sometimes to highly misguided causes, their wicked tongues can deaden the fiercest of foes. To watch it is hilarious, to recieve is deadly.
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24TH NOVEMBER-21ST DECEMBER
Allegendley the luckiest sign of the zodiac, and its a pity the owners of it do not appreciate it. Blissfully unaware, they have a great knack of putting their foot in it every time they speak. They really can say some dreadful things, and need every bit of their luck to avoid the consequences.
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22ND DECEMBER-2OTH JANUARY
If there is a sign which can be termed as the 'dirty old man' of the zodiac is it Capricorn. It is said that they do not blossom until later life, in fact they simply find their own level. Not to be trusted with other people money, they either end up bankers or bankrupt in later years.
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21ST JANUARY-19TH FEBRUARY
Intriguing, eccentric, and invariably amoral, monogamy is incomprehensible and impossible for those born under this sign. They also have extremely peculiar tastes in clothes.
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20TH FEBRUARY-20TH MARCH
Piseceans tend to have a firm belief in the psychic world, in which they are often involved. The truth is, they are often more than a little bit insane, and the voices they hear often come from their own heads.
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21ST MARCH-20TH APRIL
The baby of the zodiac. Charming, beguiling, insistent, spoilt, disruptive. A tendency to grasp at brightly coloured objects without reason.
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